A wife was telling her \"Football Referee\" husband:
- Dear! There is an anniversary of death in my parents family. You\'ll prepare to go there with me, won\'t you?
- Alas! I can\'t go, because this afternoon I have to work as a referee for the Championship Cup Competition Football Match. You\'ll have to go alone!
- That\'s unacceptable! It\'s my Great Grandma. If you don\'t come, my relatives will insult me.
- So, when will the anniversary begin? -At 5:00pm.
- Alas! The match will finish at 5:15pm
- My God! What a strange man you are! Just tell the players you want them to quit playing a bit early. You are the referee: Whatever ruling you make, the players have to obey.
- Dear! There is an anniversary of death in my parents family. You\'ll prepare to go there with me, won\'t you?
- Alas! I can\'t go, because this afternoon I have to work as a referee for the Championship Cup Competition Football Match. You\'ll have to go alone!
- That\'s unacceptable! It\'s my Great Grandma. If you don\'t come, my relatives will insult me.
- So, when will the anniversary begin? -At 5:00pm.
- Alas! The match will finish at 5:15pm
- My God! What a strange man you are! Just tell the players you want them to quit playing a bit early. You are the referee: Whatever ruling you make, the players have to obey.
