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Top ten ways to annoy your waiter

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1Top ten ways to annoy your waiter   Empty Top ten ways to annoy your waiter Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:01 pm

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From the Late Show with David Letterman - Friday, January 13, 1995 with revisions made by John Insor.

10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.

9. Ask, \"Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?\"

8. After he describes each special, you shout, \"Garbage!\"

7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, \"Minimum wage\".

6. Every few seconds, yell, \"More waffles, Cuomo!\"

5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.

4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, \"You wouldn\'t charge Superman for dinner, would you?\"

3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.

2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, \"He\'s gonna spit in the chowder!\"

1. Three words: eat the check.

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