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1 Question and answer blonde jokes on Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:57 pm

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Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Q: How do you change a blonde\'s mind?
A: Blow in her ear.

Q: How do you measure a blonde\'s intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write \'Please turn over\' on both sides of a piece of paper

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