An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem.
- I do that all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I did it no less than twenty times. What can I do?
- Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week.
Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office.
- Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm doing it just as much, but now it smells terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?
- "Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!"
- I do that all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I did it no less than twenty times. What can I do?
- Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week.
Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office.
- Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm doing it just as much, but now it smells terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?
- "Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!"