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Suicide Blonde Goes To The Hospital!

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1 Suicide Blonde Goes To The Hospital! on Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:32 pm

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A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

- "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

- "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

- "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"

- "No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

- "So then?" asked the doctor.

- "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

- "So then?"

- "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."

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