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1 Awful words on Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:21 pm


A young couple gets married, goes on a cruise for their honeymoon. Back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately calls her mother.

- “Well, darling,” says her mom, “how was the honeymoon?”

- “ Oh, mother,” the girl replies, “ the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic. We had a terrific time. But as soon as we returned, Sam began using really horrible language. Stuff I’d never heard before; really terrible words. You’ve got to come and get me and take me home. PLEASE, mother!”

And the bride begins to sob all over again.

- “Poor darling,” says the mother. “ What words?”

- “ I can’t tell you, mother – they’re too awful. Come and get me, please!”

- “ Darling daughter,” the mother continues. “ You must tell me what has you so upset. Tell mother. What were the words?”

Still sobbing, the bride says, “Words like ‘dust’, ‘wash’, ‘iron’, and ‘ cook’!”

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